I’m making Caesar salad with Kurt Cobain. We’re sharing a joint and I’m spilling the dressing, neither of us stressing about how long we’ve got to live, or if we did it all in time.
While the dressing settles in the kitchen tiles we’re laughing and talking about how awful “maybe” sounds in song or how I wish I could say “poetical” without someone saying it was wrong.
We’ll gladly break our backs under the weight of a single word. Kurt’s singing ad-lib into the open fridge. ‘Trying my hardest to make a damn good Caesar salad’, he sings
but sometimes the croutons are burnt and the lettuce is wilted and the dressing’s drying on the floor and everyone’s complaining because there’s no chicken.